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A Real Bang Up Job

14 Oct

Jesse James was like the evil Brad Pitt of his day, and with no US Weekly or Perez Hilton around to immediately document his exploits, his legend only loomed larger because of how stories of his crimes were passed on.

So it makes perfect sense that in The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford, James is played by the male half of Brangelina himself, Mr. Pitt.

In this very Terrence Malick–esque film, Robert Ford (the very good Casey Affleck) works his way into his idol’s gang and attempts to befriend James. But Ford learns that the legend and the man are two very different things, and soon he’s plotting against James to bring him down. Continue reading

F’in Gagne!!!

14 Oct

Eric Gagne, I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: YOU SUCK!!!!!

Other than that … uh, um, ah, what the hell happened in game two?