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Snakes on Your Phone

3 Aug

If you’re like me, then you just can’t wait to see the new flick Snakes on a Plane. But maybe you know someone who isn’t as excited to see this movie as you are. Maybe Samuel L. Jackson needs to send a message that he or she should be excited, and should go see this movie. Just click here, follow the simple instructions, and Sam the Man himself will call your friend or sister or brother or fiancee or husband or wife or coworker (etc. etc. etc.) and send a personalized message that SoaP is a movie not to be missed. (No, really. He will.) Speaking of missed, didja get that link? It’s snakesonaplane.varitalk.com. Now do it … now!

Weather Report

3 Aug

“The weather out there today is hot and shitty with continued hot and shitty in the afternoon. Tomorrow a chance of continued crappy with a pissy weather front coming down from the north. Basically, it’s hotter than a snake’s ass in a wagon rut.”
— “Walter Cronkite,” Good Morning Vietnam