Archive | October, 2008

It’s Not a Funny Election?

22 Oct

Danny DeVito, Carl Reiner, Jerry Stiller and others think the election is not a laughing matter.

Check out AintFunny.org for more.

A Lifetime of Pain

22 Oct

The new film Changeling tells a true story: In 1928, the son of Christine Collins (a single mother) disappeared. In order to find him, Christine had to go up against a corrupt Los Angeles Police Department and fight for them to continue the search, even though they kept telling her it was over. And of course, this was 1928, so a woman standing up for herself and fighting back against the police department (or any government office, for that matter) was not looked at so fondly. But Christine persevered, and with the help of an activist reverend, she made a difference in the Los Angeles legal system. No, Changeling is not a made-for-TV movie for the Lifetime network. It’s an actual big-screen movie starring Angelina Jolie (and John Malkovich) and directed by Clint Eastwood. And while Jolie is fine here, this is not one for her highlight reel.

Changeling really does belong on Lifetime with all the other melodramas. Like those films, it forces the star to spend much of the movie crying and yelling — what a change from A Mighty Heart, Jolie’s last missing person drama, in which her performance was more subtle and measured. Some of the dialogue in this very slow-moving movie is a bit laughable, and one key child actor is, well, let’s just say Clint should stick to adult actors. I don’t want to completely trash Changeling because truth be told, it’s not an awful movie. But throughout, I couldn’t help but think the lead should have been played by Valerie Bertinelli or Meredith Baxter, and that Jolie should go back to making movies that are more worthy of her. No wonder this one isn’t getting the big promotional push that other films with this caliber of talent would receive. Changeling only rates a B– from me.

Not Smarter Than a Third Grader

21 Oct

Sounds like Sarah Palin doesn’t even know what she’s running for.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/22425001/vp/27313586#27313586

Not This Year

19 Oct

Good for the Rays.

That said, what a bummer. I mean, even when you tell yourself they won’t win — they can’t come back from 3-1 again … can they? — when the momentum shifts to the Sox as it did in Games 5 and 6, it’s hard not to get optimistic and excited, and to think they might just go all the way.

But, alas, you can’t win ’em all. This was not our year. Last year was. And so was 2004.

But I’m sad for ‘Tek, and happy it was not he who made the last out. I hope this was not the last time we see him in a Sox uniform. And thankfully, it was a closer series than it initially appeared it would be. We didn’t lose by screwing it up as much as the Rays just played better. Continue reading

All the Mavericks in the House, Put Your Hands Up

19 Oct

In case you missed it, here are the two Sarah Palin bits from last night’s Saturday Night Live.

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We Sang, We Danced, We Had Great Seats

18 Oct

It was four years ago that I last saw Jason Mraz live. It was an acoustic show at the Orpheum here in Boston and suffice it to say, it was not a good show — or at least my memories of it are not good. So what a relief that Mraz’s show Friday night back at the Orpheum was so much better and I now have it to refer to when I think of his live performances.

You already know how much I love Mraz’s latest album, We Sing, We Dance, We Steal Things. Well, how good was it to hear so many of those tracks live. Mraz really has a beautiful voice, and it was in evidence on songs like “If It Kills Me” and a James Morrison-less “Details in the Fabric,” not to mention on “Life Is Wonderful,” “Unfold,” and others. The seven-piece band — including an impressively tight horn section — really brought songs like “Live High” and “Make It Mine” to life (not that the songs needed help, mind you).

Our seats were four rows from the stage, dead center, so we saw it all — including a couple get engaged right in front of me during the jubilant “I’m Yours.” (Yeah, the guy actually got down on one knee in the middle of the concert.) We couldn’t always hear Mraz singing (I don’t think the speakers were turned up enough), but when we did, he sounded great. I mean, picking a highlight from the 16-song set list was tough. I keep mentioning stuff he sang — “The Remedy (I Won’t Worry),” “Butterfly,” and “No Stopping Us” made for a fun encore — and that’s just because it was all good. I also enjoyed “The Dynamo of Volition,” even if there was synchronized audience choreography.

If I had to quibble with anything, it would be three things: One, I wish Mraz didn’t slow down the tempo of some of his more upbeat songs, like “Remedy.” I also wish he didn’t take such long breaks between each song during the first half of the show to hydrate and talk — it killed the pacing. And finally, although the show was two hours long, I wish he’d played more. Among the tracks not played were “Geek in the Pink” and, a more egregious omission, “You and I Both.” I suppose an old classic like “The Dream Life of Rand McNally” would be asking too much.

But that said, as I previously mentioned, what Mraz did sing was very good. And though he ended the show with the mellow “A Beautiful Mess,” it was simply gorgeous and it sent me out into the night on a high. So now, unlike the last time I saw Mraz live, I can’t wait to see him again.

(One interesting observation before I go, however. I remember a time when bringing a camera to and taking pictures at a concert was forbidden. Mraz encourages picture-taking; at one point, photos from the audience were projected on the screens behind him. Had I known, I would have brought my own camera. The photos above are from the Schreiders. Click here to see the rest.)

"Tonight I’d Like to Talk About the Economy …"

17 Oct

From last night’s Alfred E. Smith Memorial Foundation Dinner in New York. Funny stuff.

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Off to St. Pete

17 Oct

I’m not going to lie: I had the Red Sox dead.

I was already wishing people Happy Winter.

I was saying I didn’t want the Sox to win Game Five because I didn’t want the series to continue, didn’t want them to come back and to have to relive the same story we saw in 2004 and 2007.

Hell, I was only awake to see the end because I was going to watch John McCain on David Letterman. Continue reading

Simply Stated

16 Oct


(Thanks to Jeffrey Wells for the tip and kudos to the Willamette Week for the artwork.)

Off to Visit Grandma

16 Oct

File this one under “I saw it so you don’t have to” — not that you really had any intention of seeing Sex Drive anyway, did you? (I didn’t think so.) This story of a shy 18-year-old virgin on a road trip to meet the hottie he’s met on the Internets and, hopefully, to have sex for the first time, is not an outrageous, obnoxious comedy like its name would imply. In fact, while there are some scenes that clearly are R-rated (one in a trailer and another in a rest room, for example), Sex Drive is actually a rather tame and sweet movie where said virgin realizes he’s actually in love with his female best friend before he can do the deed with the hottie (oops! Did I just ruin it for you?), that includes a handful of pleasant chuckles (mostly ones involving Seth Green’s Amish character). Nothing hysterical here, but nothing groan-worthy either. It’s like if American Pie and Superbad had a kid but the kid actually had a conscience. So I’m giving Sex Drive a not-awful B–.