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Solving the Great Fake Issues of Our Time

12 Oct

Paris Hilton is back, and this time she’s seeking the fake advice of former President Jed Bartlett, a.k.a. Martin Sheen. After all, “America was at its best when it was on NBC.” This chick definitely has my fake vote. I know she’ll help get us out of “the biggest depression since The Notebook.”