“Look ma, that’s me standing right next to Jessica Simpson! Look at how awful I look! Isn’t it, like, so cool?!”
Poor girl. I’m sure this photo (or a version of it) will be in all the tabloids, since it shows Jessica a day or two before the Grammy Awards, going to meet up with her supposed new boyfriend, Adam Levine, of Maroon 5.
Martin's Musings 
Speaking as someone who is often photographed looking unfortunate standing next to one of the better-looking people in society, I have only to say:We can’t all be beautiful. Mock not lest ye be mocked.