Saw this on UniversalHub.com this morning, and thought it was too funny not to post here too.
After the stupidity of the past week’s events, why not play a game of Whack-a-Mooninite?
Seems the area where I work is full of ’em. That’s the Dunkin’ Donuts I go to right there in the middle of the photo.
Anyway, go ahead and play.
A friend of mine e-mailed last night and told me she thought “that gorilla campaign was moronic.” And of course, this got me thinking about how much more exciting this all would have been if it was an actual gorilla campaign and not a guerilla campaign.
Can you just imagine what it would have been like if there were gorillas on the side of 93 or outside a T stop holding up signs to promote the Aqua Teen Hunger Force movie? That would have been so so so cool.
These Lite Brite thingamabobs are not cool at all by comparison.
And can you just imagine what would have happened when the gorillas got loose? King Kong only had one gorilla.We could have had 38!
Talk about a missed opportunity …
Some kids are cute. This one is snot.
(And no, I don’t have a clue who this is. I just randomly found it on the Interweb today.)
So how do I explain the fact that I’ve now gone almost a week without a single posting?
Well, I can tell you it’s not because I’m still in shock about the cancellation of The O.C.
And it’s not because I’m stunned it took so long for anyone else to notice the similarity between Leo DiCaprio and Eric Dane, which I’ve been saying since October.
It also isn’t because I’ve melted thanks to the unusually warm weather here in Boston.
The truth is, I don’t have a reason. But I’ve gotten enough questions about my blogging absence that I felt like I had to post something.
So, here you go. I’m alive. Happy New Year, y’all.
I was asked this morning why I’ve grown my goatee again. I didn’t have a very good answer.
Could it be that all this holiday merriment is slightly emasculating and I needed to maintain my edge? Possibly.
Did I simply miss a large chunk of my face when I was shaving? Nope.
The truth is I hadn’t shaved all weekend, and when yesterday morning came around, my half-awake stupor convinced me it was time to play my favorite game, “Fun with Facial Hair,” again. The rest is history.
It’s the second time in a year that I’ve brought the goat back. Continue reading
By now, I’m sure you’ve all heard the story about the woman aboard an American Airlines flight who lit a match on her plane to conceal a really smelly fart, thus forcing the plane to make an emergency landing.
The jokes write themselves, but one of my favorites was on Fox 25 this morning, and had to do with the price of gas going sky high.
Hee hee.
Anyway, if you haven’t yet heard the story, here’s a link.
I appreciate that there is no good time for NStar to do its routine maintenance, but do they always have to do it in Brookline overnight on weekdays?
I mean, how many people have alarm clocks that are plugged into the wall? Doesn’t NStar realize that if they shut off the power overnight, however briefly, that all those alarm clocks are going to need to be reset, and hundreds of people may oversleep for work the next day? Continue reading
I was going to write something about how Quizno’s sandwiches just aren’t as good as they used to be, and then I was going to lament how the fluctuations of the weather may be making me sick, and then I was going to celebrate how the end of Halloween marked the beginning of the Christmas season … but then I realized all these things were sorta lame.
As it turns out, I don’t have anything all that interesting to write about right now, and rather than continue with these short celeb-related items, I’m just going to go on a brief hiatus until Monday. Come back then, when I should have something really fun and worthwhile to say.
In the meantime, go see Borat.
Have a great weekend!
Is there anything funnier than seeing someone throw a beverage at Barbra Streisand?
Perhaps the only thing would be seeing this person hit her with the soda.
Ha!
The nice thing about being lazy and not changing my clock in April is that when Daylight Savings Time comes around again in October, I’m all set.
I knew there was a reason I never got around to fixing the time in my car …
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